Thursday, November 27, 2008

RAJA PETRA (RPK) IS A NUFFNANGER

With barely less than a week ago, I posted about what if Tun Dr. Mahathir is a supporter of Nuffnang? Guess what? The controversial blogger, Yang Mulia Raja Petra Kamaruddin or fondly known as RPK is now a supporter of Nuffnang. The proof is at his Malaysian Today website.

I guess his pockets will be extremely "thick" with cash loaded from Nuffnang. Cheers and Ole' to Nuffnang and RPK.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

OLE' LONDON - AIRASIA X



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RM 1,999.


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It’s £99 or RM499 one-way – that’s the much-awaited opening fare of AirAsia X’s latest London Stansted – Kuala Lumpur route.

And AirAsia Group CEO Datuk Seri Tony Fernandes has pledged to knock down the price to as low as £49 (RM271) once they increase the flight frequencies.

Saying it would be “cool” to take a £50 note and buy a seat to Kuala Lumpur, he said there was no reason why they could not do it.

“Volume is the key. If we can find the plane and get two or three flights a day, I guarantee you £49 will be a reality,” he told Malaysian journalists after the sales launch of the latest route at London’s County Hall yesterday.

Even with the £99 fare, it’s still cheaper to fly from London to Kuala Lumpur than to take a Black Cab from the city to Stansted Airport, which costs about £110 (RM610) one way!

Monday, November 24, 2008

KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS IN MALAYSIA


Berjaya Corporation Bhd via its 70 percent-owned unit, Berjaya Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Sdn Bhd (BKK), has secured the rights from Krispy Kreme Doughnut Corporation to develop and operate Krispy Kreme stores in Malaysia.

BKK plans to open 20 Krispy Kreme stores in Malaysia within the next five years with the first store to be opened in Kuala Lumpur by early 2009.

Development will continue in the Klang Valley region before expanding into the other major cities and towns throughout the country, it said.

Berjaya Corporation has extensive experience in developing and operating well known international food and beverage brands as it currently holds the franchise for Starbucks Coffee, Kenny Rogers Roasters, Wendys and recently in June 2008 also acquired the Papa Johns pizza franchise.

"The addition of Krispy Kreme will strategically complement and widen Berjaya Corporations existing food and beverage operations," said its chairman and chief executive officer Tan Sri Vincent Tan.

The business is expected to contribute positively to the future earnings of Berjaya Corporation, said the company in a statement to Bursa Malaysia.

There are about 490 Krispy Kreme stores operating in the United States, Australia, Canada, Hong Kong, Indonesia, Japan, Kuwait, Mexico, the Philippines, South Korea, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates and the United Kingdom.

P/S. Reliable sources are saying that the first two stores is expected to be opened in 1 Utama Shopping Centre and in Berjaya Times Square before Christmas 2008

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

FRIED TELEPHONE & INTERNET


Oh well, it's nothing new. Not that there's a new dish called fried telephone and internet. I was out yesterday and when I came back, telephone and my internet were unable to be connected. I guess lightning must have destroyed it amidst all the great protection and safety measures taken.

Contacted Telekom Malaysia and report was lodged at 7.00 p.m. on 18th November 2008 & they said, it will be verified by 7.00 p.m. on 19th November 2008. The operator told me that it takes exactly 24 hours for the technician to come over. They will not be any earlier than that she said.

Technician came at 11.30am today. But he asked for RM 20 to rectify this problem or else you can call your whoever wireman to come and do it yourself. He told me that your house is the 3rd house out of 22 houses around this area that has fried telephone line and internet connection.

Imagine RM 20 per house multiply by 22 houses = RM 440.00. I don't believed it's only 22 houses. Probably more man.

Well, at least I need my internet and telephone badly. I'M JUST GOING BORED & CRAZY ALREADY.



Monday, November 17, 2008

PETROL PRICE DECLINES AGAIN IN MALAYSIA


Fuel down by 15sen

KUALA LUMPUR: Petrol and diesel will be sold 15sen cheaper per litre from Tuesday onwards following the Government’s decision to lower fuel prices in tandem with the downward trend of global oil prices.

The pump price of RON97 petrol will be RM2 a litre from RM2.15 while the retail price of RON92 petrol and diesel is RM1.90 a litre, Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said in a statement on Monday.

The new prices are effective from midnight Monday.

He said this is the fifth downward revision since August in honouring the Government’s promise to the people to lower fuel prices if oil prices dwindled in the world market.

Najib hoped traders would also lower prices of goods and services following the reduction in fuel prices to enable the people to reap the full benefits of cheaper fuel.

The people should continue to use petrol and diesel sparingly despite the lower price in line with the government’s efficient energy consumption plan, said Najib, who is also Finance Minister.

Fuel prices were last reduced on Nov 1. - Bernama


Adapted from: The Star Online



KL Plaza CLOSED DOWN

Yes, the title tells you all about it. I was in Planet Hollywood (hopped over from Pavilion KL) Kuala Lumpur located at Ground Floor of KL Plaza.

I asked the promoter at the Merchandise store.

Me: Why aren't there any Black colour T-shirts anymore? Looks so empty the shelf.

Promoter: Well, today it's our last day. Tomorrow no more already.

Me: Last day? New stocks coming in tomorrow is it?

Promoter: No, today it's our last day of operation. We're closing down tomorrow. I'm unemployed then. KL Plaza is undergoing a new uplift. Pavilion KL management has bought over.

Me: What? My favourite shop is closing down? Sigh, so sentimental but I have to bid farewell to that great place.

Promoter: Yeah, I have worked here for 2 years too. Anyway, thanks for dropping by.

Me: Good luck to you in searching for a new job too.

YES, KL Plaza will be wholly owned by Pavilion KL as of 17th November 2008 onwards. Many of you said, it's another white elephant. Well, dream come true.



Sunday, November 16, 2008

Mahathir for Nuffnang ???

Banner courtesy of Che Det

Hey guys, imagine our Very Honourable Tun Dr. Mahathis Mohammad adds Nuffnang Ad banner in his blog, what will his pay cheque be like?

Can Nuffnang afford his pay cheque? Just a though-provoking question by one of my friend, Jie Juan.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Sperm Taste – 10 Simple Tips For Better Tasting Semen

Hey readers, this is something I found from an email forwarded to me. I don't know how to classify it. Just read it for your information though.

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Sperm Taste – 10 Simple Tips For Better Tasting Semen


Sperm taste is affected by what you eat, as are all secretions from the body.

It is a fact that your sperms taste can be improved and making your semen taste better, can be done with a few simple diet changes.

Diet has A major influence on sperm taste as it’s a secretion from the body like any other.

Just as your sweat can smell strongly after eating a heavily spiced meal your sperm will also reflect the spices in its taste.

The make up of sperm

Semen is made up of ninety percent (90%) seminal fluids including fructose (sugar) protein, and various trace minerals and nutrients.

The PH of semen is 7 and scientifically neutral, yet it tastes slightly acidic. Let's take a look at the actual ingredients of semen.

A man’s ejaculate is actually only 1% sperm.

The rest is composed of various proteins, vitamins, sugars, salts, cholesterol, and water. All the extras are what protect, feeds, fuels the sperm in its journey.

As you can see in terms of semen’s composition, it’s fairly obvious that what you eat will make it taste better or worse!

Getting a sweeter taste

With sperm taste, the aim is to make it taste sweeter.

All men have a semen taste that is exclusive to them, but the major complaint on sperm taste is normally always the same:

It tastes bitter or salty; let’s look at how to make semen taste sweeter

10 Tips for better semen taste

Here then are 10 simple do’s and dont’s to improve the taste of your sperm and make your semen taste better and sweeter:

1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine their all pollutants.

2. Drink lots of water 1 – 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.

3. Fruit get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm taste
Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste.

4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.

5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid:

Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:

5. Cut red meat consumption this is one pf the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty.
Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey.

Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out, fish is a major part of a healthy diet, so don’t cut it out!

6. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, their big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.

7. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work.
Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, it’s a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.

8. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.

9. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.

10. Avoid junk food, there loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semen’s taste.

Try and eat food “from the earth” i.e. as naturally as possible. Also consider taking a zinc and selenium supplement, both are needed for healthy sperm and can make the taste better.

Finally, strong smelling semen may indicate an infection, so if your semen taste doesn’t change when you change your diet, you should consider a visit to the doctor.

Your aim with your diet is to eat one that helps your overall health and the above recommendations will not only make your semen taste better you will also feel fitter and healthier as well.

Keep in mind that you can eat some of the foods we don’t recommend for sperm taste.

You can enjoy red meat and the occasional spiced curry just keep in mind the following when considering sperm taste:

What you put into your body takes between 12 and 24 hours to secrete out and you should simply keep this in mind before eating and deciding whether you want a better sperm taste on that particular day or not!


Tuesday, November 11, 2008

SAYA ANTI RASUAH !!!

Kononnya... I was driving to Sunway Pyramid. Missed a turning & went towards Metropolitan College (or the Kewajipan roundabout) in SS15 to make a U-turn back to Sunway Pyramid.
I was caught by traffic police.

*****

MY OFFENSE ??? Read the dialogue below.

Police: Tunjuk lesen.
Encik William, kesalahan anda adalah tidak memakai tali pinggang

Me: I was like WOOT??? . Tuan, ini bukti saya memakai tali pinggang dan you sengaja menyalahkan saya tanpa seabarang bukti.

Police: Encik, jangan banyak cakap dengan saya. Nak saya keluarkan saman atau macam mana nak settle ni? Kalau taknak. saman lebih mahal lo... Sanggup ke?

Me: RM 10 boleh tak?

Police: Huh? RM 10 sahaja. Tapi I punya saudara police semua cam mane? Kedekutnya duit kopi kamu ni. Selalunya, RM 50 atau lebih pun boleh.

Me: KNNCCB (I exclaimed loudly)!!! Nah, ambiklah you punya duit kopi. Semoga jangan tercekik nanti.

*****

INTEGRITI AMALAN KITA? SAYA AMALAN RASUAH? WTF? What sort of integriti they have? They dare to wear that badge but they grab the money from within the car and squash it & slit into their pocket.

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Bali Bombers Executed !!!

Names of the 202 people who died in Bali Bombings, 2002

The long-awaited execution of the 3 Bali Bombers took place early Sunday, 9th November 2008 after six years killing 202 innocent lives in the Bali island of Indonesia. The three men were executed by firing squad early Sunday according to attorneys.

The deadly bombing ripped through two popular nightclubs in Kuta, on the Indonesian resort island of Bali, in October 2002.

"These guys went to set about mass murder, and they've paid the highest penalty," said Peter Hughes, an Australian who survived one of the bombings. I personally heard all he has said on CNN Live at 3.15am Malaysian time, 9th November 2008.

The men showed neither fear nor remorse in recent interviews with CNN. They had asked to be beheaded, saying it was the Islamic way of execution, but the execution was accomplished by firing squad.

Well, it has came a long way for these men to "pay" for what they have done to the 202 innocent lives in Bali back in 2002.

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Teacher by day, bar dancer at night


I refer to the article which tops The Star Online on 8th November 2008. During this economic turmoil happening across the globe, one could hardly sit still at home to depend on its current job to contribute its salary towards its household.

I don't blame many who sought to be a full-timer by day but at night they are working elsewhere to earn some extra pennies. What really bothers me is that some chooses to go against the norm of working something which is illegal such as a prostitute, an escort, bar dancer, selling their soiled panties and bras or whatever that you may think of.

WHAT was an ungracious act in a train has turned the spotlight on just how much stress the current financial havoc is putting on Singa­poreans.

The news website, Asia One, kicked off its report of the encounter by saying: “Desperate times call for depraved measures. The financial crisis might have hurt more than just our wallets.”

It occurred last Sunday, when a train commuter refused to give up his seat to a pregnant woman even when he was asked. Instead, he blamed it on the tough life, reported The Straits Times’ news portal.

The episode was photographed by an eyewitness, who quoted him as saying, ‘Life is already full of suffering, why should I reward her (the pregnant woman) for bringing one more life into this world?’

The furore centred on his ill manners and ignored his reference to ‘suffering life’.

Let's move to the United States of America. According to a CNN report, no matter how much Barack Obama, President-Elect may try in his first year term, it is unlikely that he will bring much changes to the economic situation and thus unemployment will still take place in the States.

Here's the challenge facing President-elect Barack Obama as he weighs how to create more jobs: another half-million jobs likely will be lost between now and Inauguration Day.

That's not even counting the 200,000 jobs that economists believe employers trimmed last month, according to estimates from Briefing.com. The October jobs report will be released this Friday.

The unemployment rate is expected to climb to 6.3% from 6.1% and match the worst reading of the decade. And economists all seem to agree the worst is yet to come.

At some point next year the unemployment rate is forecast to pass 7%, a level not seen since 1993.

And monthly job losses of 200,000 or more are expected to become the norm, not the exception, as the full impact of the credit crisis is felt more keenly on Main Street.

Economists generally believe there's little Obama can do to stop more job losses in the short-term, even if he's able to get a new economic stimulus package passed by the lame-duck Congress and signed into law by President Bush.

"Superman couldn't change what's in store for the U.S. economy. It's going to be ugly," said Rich Yamarone, director of economic research at Argus Research.

Andrew Reina, a practice director for the staffing firm Ajilon Finance Solutions, said caution has become the watchword for companies making hiring decisions because of uncertainty about business conditions.

Even if they aren't cutting jobs, they're likely leaving more positions open this year and could push back hiring plans for 2009 until later in the year. Reina agrees that President-elect Obama won't be able to change that outlook in the near term.

"It's an uphill battle. He's going to have a lot of work on his hands early on," he said.


Tuesday, November 04, 2008

GoMobile GoMobile Go

Ladies and gentlemen,

Go, GoMobile and its better half, Super Agent Nuffnang proudly presents the "Pre-Curtain" of James Bond - Quantum of Solace. Quantum of Solace (QOS) is the 22nd James Bond film by EON Productions.


Hey ladies, this is your sexy Daniel Craig. Stop drooling...

Here is a sequel of the plot:

The film picks up where Casino Royale left off as Bond is driving from Lake Como to Siena, Italy, with the captured Mr. White in the boot of his car, when he is attacked by chasing henchmen. After evading his pursuers, Bond, along with two agents and M, interrogate White at a secret safe house regarding his organisation, Quantum.

Isn't she adorable? The Ford is being used in QOS. Yes, I know she has the smooth legs...

Hey, I won't spoil the whole surprise already because we are one of the first few in the world to watch. Even President George W. Bush is yet to watch later on 14th November 2008. Yes, we are watching before anyone else watches it in the United States of America. I doubt Bush has his time to watch. IT IS THE OBAMA vs. MCCAIN FEVER right now.


Hey guys, stop squirting . . .

Mr. Kevin Rudd, the Honourable Prime Minister of Australia will only get to see its debut in Australia on 19th November 2008. However, since the movie is from the United Kingdom, give Daniel Craig a break as it was premiered on 31st October 2008.

Ahh...That's Gemma Arterton. Guys, you like it?

It is one of the most awaited film of the year. I know Mamma Mia is still one of the best but to me, all the movies about James Bond are still my favourites. I look forward to see you guys there . . .

I wish to credit the following for making this movie possible:

Without GoMobile and its better-half, Super Agent Nuffnang, we will not be able enjoy this 22nd Production of the Bond movie.