Tuesday, November 11, 2008

SAYA ANTI RASUAH !!!

Kononnya... I was driving to Sunway Pyramid. Missed a turning & went towards Metropolitan College (or the Kewajipan roundabout) in SS15 to make a U-turn back to Sunway Pyramid.
I was caught by traffic police.

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MY OFFENSE ??? Read the dialogue below.

Police: Tunjuk lesen.
Encik William, kesalahan anda adalah tidak memakai tali pinggang

Me: I was like WOOT??? . Tuan, ini bukti saya memakai tali pinggang dan you sengaja menyalahkan saya tanpa seabarang bukti.

Police: Encik, jangan banyak cakap dengan saya. Nak saya keluarkan saman atau macam mana nak settle ni? Kalau taknak. saman lebih mahal lo... Sanggup ke?

Me: RM 10 boleh tak?

Police: Huh? RM 10 sahaja. Tapi I punya saudara police semua cam mane? Kedekutnya duit kopi kamu ni. Selalunya, RM 50 atau lebih pun boleh.

Me: KNNCCB (I exclaimed loudly)!!! Nah, ambiklah you punya duit kopi. Semoga jangan tercekik nanti.

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INTEGRITI AMALAN KITA? SAYA AMALAN RASUAH? WTF? What sort of integriti they have? They dare to wear that badge but they grab the money from within the car and squash it & slit into their pocket.

9 Comments:

At 11:12 PM, Blogger 3POINT8 said...

Exactly, ini amalan kita.
Just like how a humble man slams the reputation of a police officer with vengence.

 
At 11:49 PM, Blogger Marccus said...

wahaha, you really scold in that way?

 
At 12:14 AM, Blogger william (wN) Ng | Remaining Humble said...

3.8: Yes, thank you very much for the sarcastic note.

marccus: I challenged anyone for as long I am not against the law. If he chokes, too bad then. Don't drink with dirty money.

 
At 12:21 AM, Anonymous Jordan said...

KNNCCB! LOL! Pro sial!

 
At 8:53 AM, Blogger craxgrl said...

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At 8:54 AM, Blogger craxgrl said...

LOL..what la u..if its me, i'll not give a single cent...i'll ask for his ID no, challenge him to write aso that i can report him to the headquarters..big fat chance is, he'll let u go..=D

 
At 1:37 PM, Blogger Knight said...

I won't give any fcuk ass money to that policeman. That badge is just for show. Wrong..all gov badges

 
At 7:25 PM, Blogger 3POINT8 said...

Your post inspired me to write something about police.
Check it out at 3POINT8.

 
At 10:28 AM, Blogger pipi me-ah's world~! said...

for real.. isk isk isk.. how can we trust them then?

 

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