ALL ABOUT & BY SAMY VELLU

Something to chill out your day (Kering Sampai Gusi bersama Samy Vellu) . . .

1) Samy Velu on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"

2) The one on TV when in trying to sayhe was ashamed, he said:`Kemaluan saya besar`

3) On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"

4) Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied, "Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"

5) Samy's favorite quote on national television "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"

6) During the water shortagecrisis : "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"

7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: "..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."

8) During the opening speech of various function: "... selamat datangsaudara-ma ra semua.." (actually is "saudara-saudari")

9) At an openingceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz (Actual Title: Datuk Seri Rafidah Aziz) naik ke pentas utk membuka kain"

10) Commenting about hismodesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"

And lastly u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS.

PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy